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Screening Calls

erratic_prophet | 06 November, 2005 12:42

Whilst screening calls...

Phone: "Hello, this is Bill Clinton.."

Me: "Did he just say Bill Clinton?"

Mom: "Yeah, don't you feel honored?"

Phone: "Blah blah blah vote on Tuesday blah blah blah.."


Me: "God. Another ad from whatshisface. It makes me not want to vote for him.."

Mom: "But Bill Clinton.."

Me: "Pfft."

Mom: "Remember (old friend of my uncle's)?"

Me: "Of course! I only had the hugest crush on him until he grew his hair long and became an artist."

Mom: "Yeah, he made preppy hot, didn't he? He worked with Bill Clinton way back. He'd go on and on about him. It got so you couldn't stand to be in the same room as him."

Me: "I still don't get the hair.."

Mom: "I know. The short hair worked with his cheekbones."

Me: "He had some awesome cheekbones.."

Mom: "I almost didn't vote for Clinton because of him, though."

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